Episodes
Episodes



Tuesday Nov 21, 2023
Ep 7: Hollidazed and Confused
Tuesday Nov 21, 2023
Tuesday Nov 21, 2023
Allie and Hayley get into their opinions on bringing a new lover to family festivities, why you should (or shouldn't) and their plans as their spreadsheets continue to dwindle. The ghosts of Christmas past haunt the ladies as they discuss how their past relationships were impacted and changed, usually for the worse. Plus, what to do if your partner is feeling blue about not getting an invite to the party



Tuesday Nov 14, 2023
Ep 6: A Tale of Two Spreadsheets
Tuesday Nov 14, 2023
Tuesday Nov 14, 2023
RED ALERT!! RED ALERT!!! One of the ladies drops the spreadsheet!!!!!!!! With the beginning of a new relationship on the horizon for one of the hosts, we dive into cutting off connections in a healthy and healing way. Allie and Hayley love themselves deeply, but when someone else sees them authentically, things can get emotional. The hosts end with some dating updates and someone held on to some hot gossip until the very end of the show.



Tuesday Nov 07, 2023
Ep 5: Love Me Like You Should
Tuesday Nov 07, 2023
Tuesday Nov 07, 2023
Allie and Hayley crawl into the studio closet for an honest conversation about weddings, love, and what you should be looking for in a partner. The 'does he, is he' list is introduced and Allie dives into why she isn't having anxiety attacks at weddings anymore.



Tuesday Oct 31, 2023
Ep 4: BOO! The Ghosts of our Past
Tuesday Oct 31, 2023
Tuesday Oct 31, 2023
Haunted by your Ex? Same. Allie and Hayley get into some scary dating stories, spooky moments during the breakups, and talk over some of the user submitted content for an extra little treat. As always, they wrap up with their social moment of the week and a spreadsheet update.



Tuesday Oct 24, 2023
Ep. 3: The One Sided Staring Contest
Tuesday Oct 24, 2023
Tuesday Oct 24, 2023
In this episode, Hayley and Allie make room in the closet for a tall king in common, LR. He joins the podcast as the first ever guest, discussing IRL dating, how to make a man feel good (PG!!!) and the one thing Allie has done he classifies as thirsty.



Tuesday Oct 17, 2023
Ep. 2: Am I Healed? Did I Make It?
Tuesday Oct 17, 2023
Tuesday Oct 17, 2023
Belly flopping back into the dating pool, Allie and Hayley discuss first dates after their big breakups. Spreadsheet dating is explained, green flags for self worth, and how to find the first glimpse of hope after you think it's gone.



Thursday Oct 12, 2023
Ep. 1: Welcome to the Lonely Hearts Club
Thursday Oct 12, 2023
Thursday Oct 12, 2023
Welcome to the Lonely Hearts Club! In this episode, hosts Allie and Hayley explore the house of cards that was their most recent relationships, and the moments after it all came crashing down. From healing girl summer to downloading (and re-downloading) the apps, we catch you up on what our last couple years have looked like as we prepare to re-enter the single life.

Join the Lonely Hearts Club
Are you in your late 20's or early 30's and feeling the pressure to settle down? Fielding questions from friends and relatives about your dating history and future plans? Tired of the endless swiping, small talk, and ghosting? Join our two hosts as they navigate the murky dating pool, try to heal their dating distrust, and look to find love in a seemingly hopeless place.