The Lonely Hearts Club

Ep 23: Ewwww

Ahhh relationship bliss. Things are going so well. We're so happy and... wait. Did you just clip your keys to your belt loop like a janitor? And what the hell are those on your feet, black sneakers??? Um, we need to talk....    ICKS! We all have them. Some are consistent in all relationships, and some pop out of nowhere like a stomach bug. Hayley and Allie dive into their year's long ick list in this week's episode, then take some time to discuss their own icks and the icks of their lovers past and present. 

Ep 22: Loud and Clear

In a world inundated with information, how do you know where to go to get what you really need to hear? Honestly, you tell us. We share reaction to a series of 'therapist' messages on relationships, what we agree with and what we don't agree with. Allie and Hayley update with their relationship statuses. 

Ep 21: Seven Days

Hiiiiii besties! If you're reading this, welcome to the pathetic, snot filled, seven days from hell that is the first week after a break up.  Whether you're a long time listener or came here looking for any solid ground, we have you covered with the do's and don't's.  From protecting your pockets to social media and updating your emergency contact, we lay out how to get through the first 7 days. 

Ep. 20 - Quando, Quando, Quando

You never had to learn the Spanish banger 'Quando, Quando, Quando' and sing it aloud to the classroom when your were in seventh grade at your private catholic elementary school? Damn... ok I guess. Anyway, 'quando' means 'when' in spanish, and in this episode, the hostesses are dissecting their opinions on when in relationships certain things should happen. As per usual, there is some major disagreements when it comes to certain things. From when to meet parents to when to move in, they hit everything except when to fart... unless you listen really close ;)

Ep 19: Tell Me You Love Me

Happy Valentine's Day babes!!!! On the day made for love, the girlies are getting into their do's and don't's for the best day ever.  Is Valentine's just for the girlies? What should you get your lover? What shouldn't you get them? Do situationships deserve gifts?? JW, honestly... Allie digs in on her dating, Hayley skirts a subject, and the duo tries to plan their holiday after a thwarted double date. 

Ep 18: Go Best Friend, That's MY Best Friend

Happy Galentine's Day!!!! If you've ever suffered a break up so catastrophic you're calling your friends on a Tuesday 7 months later to tell them how much you love them, you aren't alone. Allie and Hayley share the stories of their oldest friends, a friend breakup, and a new friend they made as adults to get your brains focused in on who really deserves some love this month.  Allie continues to source dates from all over, including the HVAC repair guy (great move tbh) and Hayley can't sit still, as usual. 

Ep. 17: Dumped By My Not Boyfriend

Have you ever had a significant other break up with you, but you were never dating? We know ol dude is gonna love this title. Hello to our loyal listener!!! Allie and Hayley talk situationships after Allie finds herself on the long end of the breakup text, but they were never even dating.  The ladies discuss the pros and cons of the unofficial official coupling concept, and what can keep your insignificant other happy. The ladies wrap up with dating updates, and Allie issues a call to action to find a Valentine. 

Ep.16: Written in the Stars

Is it written in the stars? Do the numbers align? Hayley and Allie get into the personality tests, astrology and aura readings of relationships and what they believe is fact or made up.  Allie talks dating while Hayley uses her personal time to hop of her soap box of height judgement, underwear, and deadlifting men.